
Piñatas of course. But come on, seriously? First you stuff the carcass full of things you want to eat later, then you beat the thing to a bloody pulp for "fun"? What are we teaching our children?
So honestly, we had a party for Mason today and we try to have birthday parties for them every four years. It's supposed to be 4, 8, 12, and 16, but it ended up being 5 for Mason. 5 is probably better anyhow. It's more the coming of age (kindergarten) party anyhow right? So we went to pick out a Piñata for him, and they had little itty bitty ones for 16 and GINORMOUS piñatas for 26. Now mind you, these aren't filled, and it would of taken 50 dollars worth of candy to fill the big one, so being a "smart shopper" I passed both of these at Wal-mart and went to Target and got the medium sized one for 12. They had one identical to Burro on Viva Piñata, but we went with the manly colored one instead :)

Well, after 4 bags of candy and a mix of whistles, bouncy balls, tops and other annoying things that you seem to get out of Oriental Trading Company, we make our way home to stuff the thing. Only one thing... Being so "user friendly" now, the compartment they make for this donkey is only 1/4 of the darn thing. Yup, the "itty bitty"ones were actually totally hollow, this one was stuffed full of paper except for the tail end.
Being so smart though, I decided to just poke a hole through to the rest of the animal. Whoops...found the paper... Now what? I take on the job as Veterinarian and perform a Burro Tracheotomy to remove the blockage. Warning: These pictures may seem graphic to those with weak stomaches.
Sorry you have to see this folks, but it's all in the name of entertainment.

So now we have enough room to STUFF the darn thing full and I go to cut the tag off and decide to read it. I mean, I've done a lot of Piñatas but I have never had a tag on one. So the first thing I notice is the "Safety Warning" NOTICE: Only use a Piñata Whacker to break open. Do not use broomsticks or handles on Piñata.
Well, hello. .What the heck is a Piñata Whacker (TM) ? Some accessory you are to buy along with it for 12 dollars? That's it, I'm opening a Piñata Whacker (TM) factory to sell to the Gringos who actually read labels on Piñatas and then TRY and follow them.
Then it has directions.
1) Stuff Piñata with small toys and candy
2) Hang Piñata up with rope or twine.
3) Take turns hitting at the Piñata until it breaks open.
Ok so if you are actually buying a Piñata at the store, wouldn't you already know sorta that this is what you DO with a piñata?? That this isn't a cake topping or picture frame? (I must over estimate the intelligence of the general public)
Ok so back to the poor animal. We get it stuffed from behind and front, and get him set up at the Birthday party. And WHACK one hit from the kid over 3 and it breaks off at the neck. Apparently, the structural integrity of the piñata might of been compromised. Who knew? Kids just want the candy, not a chance to whack some poor animal. Oh, and don't worry. We used the next best thing to a Piñata Whacker (TM)... the baseball bat (Plastic) Mason got as a birthday present!